This absolute masterpiece of metallic hardcore and thrashy doom is the result of years of painstakingly hard work from San Bernardino, CA's favorite grind outfit "Crush Fetish". The album's title reads in the ancient tongue of the Nords as: "...And That's Why They Call Me Big Penis." Since the recent remastering of the surviving tracks of their infamous "lost album", the band has gone silent in preparation for the release of this monstrously long double album. Even in spite of recent legal battles, and resulting name change for the band, they have risen from the asses victoriously, to once again claim they're rightful place as the most disgustingly vulgar and brvtal band of all time. Of top of that, they've drastically stepped up their production level and intricate musical artistry, whilst managing to balance a rise in unbearably desirable catchy hooks and more widely accessible song structures for bitches and peasants alike. Few metal bands demand the listeners attention, and fewer still command it... Crush Fetish, however, doesn't do either... They just fuck your attention. Right in it's fleeting little asshole, before it can escape to find solace in another less trve album. Then, just when it's done crying itself to sleep, they wake it up and fuck it again. An album this good belongs within the deepest safe of the safest bank in the world, so that only the mightiest of warriors can listen to it's glory. No less. A masterpiece of art is rarely a "piece" of the master, but considering how much this band self-harms in praise of the mighty Odin, it might as well be accepted as a genuine "masterpiece." This is sure to become this Summer's trvest soundtrack for pillaging and raping your way into Valhalla.
Chapter's 1, 2, 3, & 4, lyrics taken from "The Book Of Andrizias: An Acolyte Of The Prophet".
Physicals only for sale at live shows.
released June 9, 2016
Lead vocals & Percussive Wanks performed by: Xerxes the Wicked.
Poly-rhythm Guitar & Backup Vocals performed by: Torgils the Mighty
Drums, B-ass, & Heavy Shits performed by: Priapus the Girthy.
Lead guitars & Unholy Shreds performed by: Oddmund the Funky.
Spoken word by Oddmund & Torgils.
Album Art by Oddmund.
Mixed by Torgils.
Recorded & Mixed at Pimple Squeezer Labs in San Bernardino, CA.
Mastered by Priapus, using FUCKINGLOUD™ Technologies.
All songs written by Torgils, Oddmund, Priapus, and Xerxes. (aka Crush Fetish) © 2016. Fuck you.
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